Dead Is the New Sick: An Insider's Guide to Senility, Paranoia, & Curmudgery

Wisdom of the Aged. A humorous compendium of ill-conceived advice and misunderstood life-lessons that provide a plethora of affectionate elder abuse. Beautifully illustrated. A perfect birthday gift for anyone older than you. Remember, If you don't want to die, read this book. Maybe you'll change your mind.