A Sortabiography: An autobiography by a fictitious person. A comical and surreal life-story of a would-be author.

A comical and surreal tale. Here is the true life-story of a fictitious author told in his own words. Read about his exploits and adventures, his family and friends. Learn what life could be like if the real world didn't get in the way. ...CONTAINS SOME ADULT HUMOUR...