Not Much Happened: Anthony Scaramucci

Now all of you need to listen up because THE MOOCH has got something he wants to say to you all.

It’s been a tough year for Scaramucci, first I had the stress of starting a new job, then just ten days later, I had the stress of losing a job too, it’s hard stuff for THE MOOCH to go through. In between that I also found out my wife was filing for divorce, sold my soul away to Trump, and lost every last bit of dignity that I ever had — rough time.

But now I’m back and I’m more MOOCH than ever, until now no publisher wanted to print what I had to say, but I didn’t want the average c**k sucker on the street to miss out, so here I am!