Pirate Bride: A tale for strong nerves: only read it if you dare!

»Hey, hey, little Missie, I've just saved your life!«, the mean black pirate was hissing at me: »if you can't show a bit of gratitude then I will throw you back to the hungry sharks, which are following us around wherever we go!« Then he told me, that no sailor will ever dive for a drowning man into shark-infested waters unless he has the chance to save a real princess: »I have risked my life for yours, Miss Bonnie: and I doubt that you have the guts to risk yours for me?«, that's what the mean man had said to me . . .